One day last week Casey and I were watching a Family Guy rerun. It was great as usual, but one line just killed us for a good 20 minutes. It was even something we have heard many times before.
The family was on the run and they were somewhere in the south in some old house. Every time Peter opened something up a raccoon would jump out and start scratching and biting him.
Then he needed to go to the bathroom, and they only had an outhouse. (recipe for hilarity)
He proceeded to try to crawl into the hole in the outhouse and he ended up knocking it over. Then he said: Ohhh it's everywhere. Even in my raccoon wounds.
I know that describing it took every ounce of life out of it, but all I have to say is that shit in raccoon wounds is funny.