Thursday, December 27, 2007

AVP2 DVDA

I don't think that the movie studios have gone far enough in their regurgitating and combining old ideas to make "new" movies. Alien Versus Predator 2 Requiem is trying hard. They have the characters from Alien and Predator in a sequel. I think they should have taken it a step further and included another movie. This would add a new plot and genre to the mix. I present to you the finest in mash up sequels: Alien Versus Predator 2 Requiem for a Dream

In this movie the Alien and Predator are friends and then they get hooked on drugs. They fight a little and pawn each other's televisions for drugs. Then the Predator wants to fit into a red dress to go on a game show. He starts losing a ton of weight and eventually runs out of money. The Alien just loves to shoot hot drugs. Eventually Alien also runs out of money. Then they hear about this dealer who will give them drugs, but he doesn't need money. He needs them to put on a show for his friends at a party. Before you know it the Alien is ass to ass with the Predator with nothing between them but a lubed up black dildo.

I hope everyone had a merry christmas.

Props to Tony J for giving me the spark to come up with this great screenplay.

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