I was looking through my phone while sitting on the can at work today and discovered that I am not popular. I had a total of 20 missed calls and 20 incoming calls since April 14th. That means that I get .9 calls per day. Pretty impressive, no? What should I do now? Should I start dressing better?
I was reading a review of the Sasquatch music festival out in Oregon today. It looked beautiful, but would probably be a huge pain in the ass to be at because it is a weekend long music festival. The best thing I got from it was a quote from Brian Posehn (Mr. Show, Sarah Silverman show, etc..). Here it is:
"If your buddy blows you, it's not gay if you shout out 'Slayer!'"
Please stop raining.