Thursday, February 12, 2009

Royal Rumble

I have an idea for the next 4 people to participate in a Royal Rumble. This Royal Rumble will be a little different in that it will be to the death and the last one (winner) gets to be eaten by tigers. Here is the lineup:

1. Stewart Parnell (President of Peanut Corp of America who is responsible for 9 deaths and hundreds of sick people).
2. Bernie Madoff (Guy who ripped people off for 50 billion).
3 & 4. Mark Ciavarella and Michael Conahan (PA Judges who were paid off to send kids to juv detention centers probably ruining countless lives).

On a happier note, I slept for about 12 hours last night. It really wasn't that great but I'm trying to get to 100% after being semi-sick for like a week. Geez.

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