Monday, December 22, 2008

DOB's Blog Title makes me want to vomit: Eating Pizza Makes My Mustache Smell Like Vomit

The weight loss contest is officially over for me. I will find out if I won sometime tomorrow.

I lost 25 lbs in total. Pretty sweet. Let's see if I can keep it off/take more off/look less like chewed bubblegum.

Here is this guy who made Christmas songs mashed up with NES songs. I think it is pretty cool. Check it out if you wish. The album is free to download. Here is his site:
Here is his myspace if you want to hear a sample:

This really made my day. I will have to remember to download it when I get home.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Wu-Tang is for the children

190 can you believe it?

So today I hit 190 lbs. I think that this is the least I've weighed since 2002. If I stay on my game today, maybe I can hit the 180s by tomorrow. Final weigh in on Monday. Wooooooo.

I do feel good and am happy about my looks when I eat well and exercise, but it is kind of boring. I haven't been out to eat in a while or seen my friends for that matter. Maybe my life revolves around food too much. Food is so good though.

I read Superman: Red Son last night. It was pretty interesting and the art was cool. It was a story about if Superman would have landed in Communist Russia instead of the US. I especially liked that Batman wore a fuzzy KGB style hat in it. My quest for infinite jest has stalled. I hope to pick it back up after the busy season at work. Comic Books are all I can handle right now.
Here is a great joke that my brother told me on Thanksgiving:
Why did the Pilgrim's pants fall down?
Because he was wearing his belt on his hat.
I love it!!!!

Arkansas family welcomes 18th child, a girl

Put her in jail. At least put her vagina in jail.

Monday, December 15, 2008

I was always surprised that we served wine and beer at Chuck E Cheese's

Where have I been mang?

Jeepers Creepers I have been a bad blogger. Is it bad blogging ettiquite to talk about blogging in your web log? I'll check on that.

So I did something last week that I'm not sure is sanitary. What do you think:

So the Mrs and I brushed our teeth right after I took a shower. I needed to shave. The bathroom sink drains very slowly and sometimes is half full of water. At this point in time it was half full of cold water/spit/toothpaste. I decided to just run some extra hot water and shave using the cold water/hot water/spit/toothpaste/shaving cream mixture.

I am calling everyone out to eat/drink at your local/mom & pop establishments. I'm worried that with the shitty economy that people will stop going to great local places. They might not be able to make it. The Pitted Olive, which is the restaurant I raved about how great their food was, has now been closed because they didn't think they could stay open with their declining sales. I always tried to support my community anyway, but now it is as important as ever.

I found out that a dude I used to know died recently. He was Ruthann's boyfriend a few years back. He was always a nice guy to me and even since their breakup I would see him every so often. I am pretty sure that he was under 40 and had a heart attack. He did live life hard so maybe it caught up to him, or maybe it was just one of those things. I guess you have to get used to people dying. I still find it kind of surreal. I didn't really have to deal with death all that much for most of my life. On that note. My mom used to work at a poison center and she knows a bunch of easy ways to kill yourself. Most of the ways were with regular household items and worked by affecting your body's ph balance. Nutty.

I was flipping around on the tv last week and I came upon a movie called "Gacy" about John Wayne Gacy. I wouldn't have watched it at all except for the fact that John Wayne Gacy was played by the same actor who played Francis Buxton on "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure". Good for you and your father.

I have 1 week left until my final weigh in for the weight loss contest. I have been at about the same weight for weeks so I'm getting worried that someone will sneak up on me, but hopefully I can control myself this week and pull out a victory. The only hard part will be a party that I'm going to on Saturday. Hopefully I will be good and not blow it. We shall see.

If you haven't seen this yet then you should:

It might be gone by the time you look for it. If it is then just search for jizz in my pants snl on youtube. You might not want to watch at work, but I won't judge you.


Tuesday, December 2, 2008


So posted a top 10 lamest blogs list today. Unfortunately I didn't make it on the list. You can tell I have been trying hard by hardly ever posting and when I do I just re post a picture I saw somewhere else. I guess that is deemed to be awesome by as opposed to lame.

Thanksgiving was great. I think that it is probably my favorite holiday. I saw a lot of family and friends. I ate about 4 Thanksgiving meals which didn't help my weight loss, but surprisingly didn't hurt it too much either.

There was an Arrested Development marathon on TV on Thanksgiving. I recorded them and have watched them all. Then I borrowed season 3 from Sean and am almost done. Damn that was a good show. I accidentally typed "good sow" first. I don't know that I will ever get the opportunity to type "good sow" for real. So sad.

Work has picked up quite a bit lately which was to be expected. It sure does make the days go by fast.

Ok I'm busy. Bye.