Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Jeff became a fan of Pubic Option

My mind just went blank, but I have been thinking 'Jeff became a fan of Pubic Option' all day. I wanted to post it to facebook, but I think I added too many friends that would not appreciate my hilariousness.

It is rainy as hell and I'm going to continue to take it.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Partay Manimal

I'm kind of frightened when I look at myself. Is that unusual?

My playoff beard lasted 4 days. Maybe I won't shave until the Cardinals win again???

I have been semi social lately and it has been good. We went to Six Flags on Saturday for Chelsea's Birthday. It was a lot of fun. The Boss and the Evel Knievil rides were my favorites because they turned all the lights out and you felt like you were going to die (wooden coasters). Oh and it was like 35 degrees out.

Sunday night was the 2009 ARRG Awards Banquet/Debutante Ball. I donned the Blue Tuxedo seen above and was probably the butt of everyone's jokes, but what are you going to do? Be a square? I think not. Casey won an award, but not the coveted Best Ass award. She definitely should have won, but the winner was well deserved as well. That was a long night of drinking on a Sunday night.

2nite is The Shadow's birthday. One of the best people to be alive, but I am ditching his Lazer Tag partay to see Dinosaur Jr. I'll make it up to him later. I'm sure he'll survive without me.

The RZA is going to be on The Colbert Report tonight. Once I read that I could not get this song out of my head. I think I have posted this before, but watch it again. Until later.....

Saturday, October 10, 2009


Well I have had 2 people ask about how my doctor's appointment went. I no longer like the rest of you (even though I still think Karista only asked because she wants to harvest my organs).

Well, the MRI came back clean which is good. I also met with a Pedorthist. The consensus is that the knee pain is a symptom of my foot problems. I am getting some custom inserts made which should help (unfortunately it takes 2 weeks to get them made). I am also taking some anti inflammatory stuffs for 2 weeks before I see them again.

Sort of on the same topic, but also another.....My brother sent me a book for my birthday. I started reading it right after I opened the package which is a good sign. It is called Born to Run. It is about this tribe of people in Mexico that are super athletes, but they live in caves and huts and only eat forest droppings and corn liquor. They can run for days straight without stopping. There is a lot more to it than that, but it is very interesting so far. They also make this super drink called iskaite that was described as a combination of salmon, fish oil and human growth hormone. I might try to make it. The main ingredient is chia seeds. I might have to go to the store to get more, because I used most of them on all of my Chia Obamas. Reminder: Call Greg and thank him.

I finished the 2nd season of Dexter. Awesome. Let's see how long I can go without craving the 3rd season. My guess is not long.

I watched episodes 2 & 3 of Bored to Death this morning. I really like it. I am afraid that it will go the way of Arrested Development though. Because of this show I will start describing normal movies as pre-apocalyptic. There was also a great line about a guy's girlfriend wanting him to go on a diet. He said: "When I'm with her I'm going to eat healthy, when I'm not I'm going to eat like an American." I love it.

Thank Jebus that the rain stopped because we are supposed to go to fright fest at Six Flags tonight.

I have been hearing about a band called 'No Age'. I think I will try to check them out.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Old Old Old

I came upon the above images on a facebook page (Josh P's bro). Enjoy!!!

Today we are going to find out how truly old and dilapidated my body has become. I have had a lot of nagging pain in my feet and knees since my ill-fated attempt to run a half marathon. I went to an orthopedist last week and they determined that I have Planar Fascitis in one foot and Metatarsalgia in the other. Those should be able to be helped with some shoe inserts and stretching exercises, but I also might have a tear in my knee. I got an MRI on Friday and will get the results today. I'm hoping they don't decide to go with the amputation option. If this is all I have to complain about I guess I'm still doing pretty good.

I shaved today to get ready to grow my Cardinals playoff beard. Hopefully it lasts longer than a week because I usually only shave once a week and I don't want it to be an empty gesture.

I stayed up too late watching Dexter last night.....again.

Is anyone else still worried about Y2K?

Monday, October 5, 2009


I really need to get back on this blog train. I have actually done some cool shit lately. Ummmm yes. I went to a corn maize yesterday. It was cool, but not as exciting as the one in Pennsylvania. I think that is mostly because we thought we were going to freeze to death in Pennsylvania. I won a 6 oz mountain dew for making it out alive.

Casey (Nikki Vixxen) was on the news this morning to promote roller derby. Check it out. She is hott stuff:

Channel 2 Roller Derby

I also bought this chip for my Nintendo DS that allows me to play old NES games. I am in heaven sometimes.

Ohh. What I really have been doing is watching a lot of Dexter. I have almost watched the first 2 seasons in 1 week. I love it.

I might try homebrewing. Any thoughts?

Q: What is Red and smells like Blue Paint?

A: Red Paint

Keep your Butt in the truck!!!